Oh, on Miss J-Lo, you're no Late Night

I only know this because it was 2am and for some reason I was watching TBS (late night Sex and the City rerun). But I made this other universe discovery -- Jennifer Lopez aspires to be like a Jay Leno. And that's just odd...

I mean, I guess she has no other projects going on at the moment. But a late night show? An opening monologue. Yeah, I spent a couple of minutes watching it. It was kinda like watching someone else's nightmare. Only in J-Lo's nightmare, she thinks that she's funny. Because she's constantly giggling at her own bad jokes. I half expected her to start singing and dancing. Now that would be entertaining. But just talking? Joking. Oh, no, Miss J-L0.

That ain't a random distraction that's worth my time.